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PostSubject: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:02 pm

Kay was walking around the food court with his large sums of gold. He thought it would be a good experience to eat out for a change. All it seemed to be in the ball, however, was rush hour on steroids. Kay had made it to a Ramen booth and ordered some soy sauce ramen. He had to keep his impressive muscles in shape, so he took the best choice he could in this situation. He took his ramen cup and faced the crowd of people as he forced his way to a seat. He sat down at his table and sighed, he had almost ruined his silky black hair going through the clamoring crowd. "This is why I make my own food .."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:09 pm

Ria was again looking around for someone to con into getting free food as she never seemed to have any money on her when she sees a big man eating ramen ohh that looks good i wonder if i can get him to buy me a bowl. she thinks. Ria then starts to stride towards the man with that fox grin of hers This outta be fun. she thinks to herself.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:19 pm

Kay noticed the girl walking towards him from the side. "I almost have a complete 360 degrees of vision. If someone as captivating as yourself was trying to hide a grin I wouldn't simply let you pas it by me. What is it you want, Mis Charming?" Kay fluently said all of this in a Shakespearian tone and flow.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:24 pm

"Well aren't you observant. Well what I'd like is a little food if you could spare it Mister I'd really appreciate it" taking a seat at the table and talking in her sweetest tone and bating her eyes at the odd talking man.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:44 pm

Kay smiled and slid 10 of his highest value gold coins across the table. "Get what you like, you go eat like a queen. Just remember to pay me back later." Kay chuckled. There was a rare chance she could ever pay back the money, but he didn't really care about it. If money should be given, He didn't want it returned. KAy rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to show of his powerful cut_up arms. He knew she would be using him, but half of his gold was stolen from banks. The more he got rid of, the better.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:53 pm

Ria was shocked at the amount of money just casually being handed over but decided not to think to hard about it and scooped it up before the man could change his mind. "Thanks mister this outta get me something" She then gets up completely ignoring his flexing and walking away Does he really think that's all it would take to impress me? she thinks as she ponders what to get with her newly gotten cash.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:27 am

Kay quickly finished his ramen cup and got out a small sheet of paper. He took a sharp pin and pricked his left arm. He wrote something down on the paper quickly with his own blood. He knew she would be back to try to get him to buy more things for her at the mall. He took this chance of being separated from her to think. "This should do it .."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:38 am

Ria decides to get a meat loaded bowl of ramen with eggs and extra hot sauce and place the rest of the coins into her bra so as to not lose track of them. Then thinks I wonder if that mister actually intended to give me all of these coins i guess i should return a few of them. Ria then strolls her way back to the table to strike up another conversation and get a place to sit down to eat her meal. "Hey mister i never caught your name I'm Ria."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:57 am

"I am Ex Admiral Kay White, oh fair princes Ria." He replied with a manly and confident tone. He responded this way to express how he saw her beauty. He gave a dork-ish smile that was meant as a cover up for his earlier random flexing that was meant mostly for a flow of blood.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:14 am

"Military man that must have been... nice i suppose and just Ria will do" looking at the strange mans goofy grin and thinking to herself Well he seems harmless enough. "So how's a retired man like yourself still find that money to pass around all willy nilly."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:19 am

"I still have a job or two here and there to keep myself more than alive." Kay answered, leaving out that his jobs included murder and full scale robbery. "It doesn't get as exiting as going to battle, honestly."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:26 am

"Mustn't be, but could you tell me why i smell blood around here it wasn't like that a little bit ago?" asking in her most innocent voice she could manage.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:36 am

Kay smiled. "I wrote you a little something. I was taught to write things that are important to me in my own blood." He explained.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:47 pm

"Aww well ain't that something Mister K" she says winking at him but thinking that's a little odd but if he takes things that seriously...
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:03 pm

Kay slid both hands behind his back and had his summoning spell preformed on his left hand. Rita saw him pull an asortment of thorn-clipped roses of many coolers. In the verry middle was a rare Blue-Bonnet wildflower, a flower most loved by many females. It symbolized protection for a loved one. Kay handed the flowers to Rita and got up from his seat, grabbing his paper he had written on.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:21 pm

Ria held the flowers close to her face and inhaled deeply picking out there delicate scent over the stink of the food court. "These are lovely Mister K thanks a lot" Ria says to the still odd but nice man thinking gold and now flowers he must do this to a lot of girls.
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:41 pm

Kay picked up a slightly deep manly voice and sang spirited, and softly, yet at a high enough volume for Ria to still hear it:
~"I know there's something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
You've built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark ...

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye ..

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea.
They're swept away and nothing is what it seems,
the feeling of belonging to your dreams ...

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye ..."

Kay winked at Ria and slowly sat back down, looking into her eyes as he continued singing.

~"And there are voices
that want to be heard.
So much to mention
but you can't find the words.
The scent of magic,
the beauty that's been
when love was wilder than the wind.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye .."~

(OOC: special thanks to Rachel/Ash.)
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:37 pm

"Very nice" Ria said after listening politely "It's nice to find talented people around here. Does that song mean anything to you personally?" thinking to herself Did he write that just for me? That's sweet but i hardly know the guy. "I think it was really well done i hope whoever that song is for appreciates it."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:42 pm

Kay chuckled. "I hope so too, I wrote it for you." He leaned in and sighed. "Too much right?"
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:48 pm

Ria upon hearing this is shocked "Well Mister K I don't know anything about you if you want to get a girl to like you it takes a connection not a few favors and a pretty song so if you like that much already I'd suggest you take some time to think" winking at him as she said so "I'm not that easy to catch."
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:23 am

Kay chuckled and summoned his guitar. "If you want to know about me first, I guess I better make a new petty song." He joked as he started playing quick notes in a rhythm. He thought for a second, this song was completely freestyle, and had to be about him. He would have to sing and think ahead. He started singing with the same style as before:

~"I .. might be a a stone heart guy ...
But you would wonder why...
I know 'yer ask'en, so I'll just flat out tell Ya!

I like cars ..
And trees that give me .. Shade
And I'm not lazy, but I might be kind a crazy .. 'bout your smile, and your attitude.

Oh I .. really love it when I get free food, like snatches.
And I love the you said my name .. that worked!


If you 'wanna know all about me, here's a tip. We gotta go on about the things in my brain ...
Need I remind, you asked for it?
I try to do the best to impress, kinda makes me wanna bet on on the rest ..
Of the things That I 'wanna do ..
But nothing's more important here than you.

I might seem to be real shrewd, but I'm not that kind of dude.
I'm the kind, that can't give up on anything.
I like cash, but I prefer my gold. Gonna live to 1000 years old, that's a lot, and I might get 'kinda lonly.
I really wish we'd lie beneath the starlight, and maybe see a sunset too-oo-oo-oo-oo.



If you 'wanna know all about me, here's a tip. We gotta go on about the things in my brain ...
Need I remind, you asked for it?
I try to do the best to impress, kinda makes me wanna bet on on the rest ..
Of the things That I 'wanna do ..
But nothing's more important here than you.

I don't show, my emotions till I know .. I like the person so -hey that's you.
I realized I'm an open book.

I'm not asking .. you keep improving. As long as you're yourself it's fine!

Now, this tune is almost done. I still don't really think I've won. But I don't care 'coz .. I know I can open up to you.
I really enjoyed this time. If you want to know more that's fine, learn it on the way, but, I want to understand you too. This is kinda fun to do. But you don't have to 'coz I sang all a-bout me .."

Kay faceplates when he finished. What the hell did I just sing ...
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:48 am

Ria looks at the man faceplanted on the table and giggles really loudly "Well Mister K that certainly was informative we should hang out sometime but don't be getting any ideas about me like i said we just meet"
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:00 am

Kay gets up and proceeds to walk off. "Keep the gold, too"
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PostSubject: Re: With a side of muscles (best pun ever)   Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:05 am

"Leaving so soon Mister K" thinking to herself e was really nice kinda goofy though "Thanks for the money by the way hope we meet up soon" Finally turning to her bowl of meaty ramen that had gotten a little cold "This should still be good" she whispers to herself.
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